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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 157 points 1 year ago (5 children)

In 10 years, people are going to say "I joined Lemmy before the 3 days without pooping post"

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This could be our Jolly Rancher

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

After the self induced constipation, they'll need the poop knife for sure.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Either that, or it'll turn into a poop sword

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I just hope OP doesn't break both arms while they're out doing... whatever it is they're going to be doing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please refresh me on the jolly rancher story.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

No. Trust me, it's in your best interests.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you google it you will find it, but you've been warned

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Waves hand, our three envelopes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I know I will. Now...

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This sounds like the beginning of great tifu post

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

there is no way this will be happen