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[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Oh hey, for the Americans, this came out of a Kinder Surprise. Be jealous ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am. The ones here come with shittiest tiny "wtf is this even supposed to be?" toys.

Also, "it's just ma' bo^oow"

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Iโ€™d mail you some, but if you get caught you might be fined $2500 per egg.

The US: The rest of the world has too many regulations.

The rest of the world:

Also The US: KINDER SURPRISE EGGS ARE MADE TO MURDER CHILDREN!!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

looks at the figure, then at an American Kinder egg that wouldn't even fit that figure inside

God damn, your eggs are also bigger than ours! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

More chocolate and a toy? The American dream is a joke. This is a nightmare.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nooooooooo t-t