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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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I mean clearly it is Captain Pike.
Dat hair....
Dat fuckin everything...
Well, you know. Pre-beepbeep-chair.
I'm stealing beepbeep-chair and since the option to stop me is not written in the Rules of Acquisition, you have no economic right to stop me. If you send an army after me, you'll be met with my 17 stolen Inquiry-class vessels, my 13 stolen Constitution III-class vessels, and my 9 stolen Excelsior-II class vessels. I am Haro of Cardassia. Do not resist.
Best captain? Yes, I'll allow that.
Best leader? Noooo. He gives his crew waaayyyyy too much of a long tether, and is often completely absent from major events and decisions, and that's just his command style. He is fortunate to have a crew that this works for, but there are quite a few moments where a firmer hand on the tiller would have denied us an entire episode of entertaining drama.