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What version of this story did you read?
All three houses are finished by the time the wolf arrives.
The story goes the first two pigs were lazy and while the 3rd pig worked to build his brick house, the other two fucked about and danced or whatever, even teased the third pig in some iterations.
The first two pigs got their asses saved by their brother who actually worked hard to do it right. The first two weren't valiant, they were lucky.
You who are so wise in the ways of pig fiction: how does a wolf blow when it has no lips?
Beasty farts. It's that all pig diet.
Wolves have lips though….?
Well there is a way to test if the wolves blows or not....
I heard peanut butter doesn't help very much with blowing. It does help with other issues.
It's very "toothy" and not at all enjoyable, but he really does put the effort in.
The moral of the story is do a nepotism. Have rich family, mooch off them.