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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

While we're on the topic. Everybody needs to read a book about pleasuring their partners.

She comes first

Her guide to going down

I'm sure you can get more focused content for your particular situation if you looked for it, but don't assume you know what You're doing. Read and make the world a better place.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus, is also a good one.

She comes first, second, third, fourth and fifth if my neck and her heart can take the strain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Damn my spelling!

I've been trying to satisfy my spouse by learning stealthy puns in Proto-Indo European. So now I'm a cunning linguist.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But you don't always have to fuck her hard

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In fact, sometimes that's not right to do.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes you want to maaake some looove

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And fucking give her some smooches too...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Right in the pussy