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I miscalculated. The poopless days begin tomorrow, not today. About 28 hours left.
Are you trying to build up a giga shit, so you can clog your nemesis's toilet?
Currently sitting on the toilet. Taking my last shit. 12 hours and 33 minutes left.
It's not working.
Is this what giving birth feels like?
Help.
I'm looking up at the ceiling, my mouth open in a silent scream of rage and desperation. Cords stand out on my neck as every neuron in my brain wills that stubborn piece of poop to pass through my hole. My phone is in my hand, playing this video on loop. Yet, the fecal brick resists. It is not showing any signs of giving in. However, I am determined to clear myself out before the three-day period starts. I am not giving up.
I gave up. I forced it so hard it almost made me throw up. I'm going to bed.
Attempt 2 at taking my last shit.
UPDATE: I HAVE OFFICIALLY SHITTEN MY LAST SHIT!
I was here
Congrats! Good luck not pooping.
The shitless period has begun.
Day 1 of not shitting started 4 hours ago, but it's time for the real journey to start. Goodbye my friends. Wish me luck.
Day 1 is over. I have not shitten.
Very bad situation can't focus on grammar and stuff but i almost shat only forced myself not to becoz cant disappoint lemmings anyways bye now that's the day two update
3 DAYS OVER I MADE IT LESGOO
You got this
Good luck bro
so now starts the 3 days no-poop challenge?
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Keep us posted. We must know what happens over the next three days!
So on top of everything itβs a sudden pooplessness? Fascinating.
Since you added the hours left, the whole (not-)pooping thing sounds way more serious now. Damn, maybe if you added some countdown timer, I'd stop laughing.
Spoiler: I won't
Thanks for the update
will you keep us posted on how it's going?
What on earth are you up to my dear friend
Not pooping for starters
The forbidden poop saga continues...
Good luck, hang in there