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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Nope. It's Twitter. It will continue to be Twitter. I will not cater to the whims of billionaires.

The website is Twitter.

The company is Facebook.

The rapper is Kanye West.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, is Kanye going by something else now?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, he wants to be called Ye. Fuck him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Well that's...something...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The more fitting name I've seen him called is Yittler

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The internet service provider is Cingular.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Make them chocolate bars

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This isn't how I have imagined the internet aging gracefully.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Such a fail that the website is still literally Twitter.com.