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Lately I'm feeling like y'all are only interested in me for my nipples ๐
First you offered us microwaved potato, then you introduced us to fish in a tin. It is only natural that you provide us with a drink to wash it all down.
I am concerned that this drink might come from... another body part.
Google said "Watery white discharge can be a sign of eye irritation or a viral infection, such as viral conjunctivitis, an eye cold or ocular herpes." Force might need medical assistance if that is the case.
Ocular herpes? I didn't know that was even a thing. Why did I google it? Why?