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A cyberattack against Clorox last month that shut down factories has created a nationwide shortage of bleach and cat litter::The producer of disinfectants, wipes, cat litter, salad dressing and cleaners said some of its US factories still aren’t making goods

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

SALAD DRESSING?! Are you Americans going to a restaurant and ask the waiter to bring you a salad with clorox?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, how do you expect to get ranch dressing white? Ranches are dirty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

when dressing for a ranch I usually put on worn-out jeans, a leather vest and a wide-brimmed hat, not sure why these things should be white

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, trump was crazy to suggest injecting bleach, but maybe eating it on a side salad helps with covid?

(please don't try this)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you listen closely, you can hear a Facebook group using your post as research.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hidden Valley Ranch is owned by Clorox.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OK so let's get that straight, a chemical cleaning company owns a ranch in some secret valley where they produce salad dressing and no one suspects anything. the US is weird. (\s because irony doesn't always work on Lemmy)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

:) I love it. Makes total sense to this American lol