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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

American recipes be like “Preheat an oven to 17 1/4 klatpifarbs and broil half a bucket of gasket steak for nine and thrice eggtimers.”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Recipe: Add three ounces

Me: (gets out scale)

Recipe: No, the other ounces

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me: (searches online for how many grams in a fl.oz. of x ingredient.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Today you should learn: US and UK ounces are different.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

bought a piece of wood in Lowes. I needed it cut to 1510mm. Guy didn't know what that was. So I said 4'11" & 29/64ths. He said he didn't know what that was. So I said 4.954068ft. He didn't know what that was so cut it at 5 feet and it was too big when I got it home.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lowe's will only cut to 16ths and they're still off by 2/16ths.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They haven't been like that since at least the 1970's.