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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I loathe tomatoes on burgers and will throw it in your face if you serve it to me.

Absolutely pointless taste wise and all that water is what makes the bread and patty move around with no respect for each other.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ooooh them's fighting words. Have you tried a burger with a homegrown tomato? Pretty night and day, might just change your mind.

[Image description: a plate with a burger and sides. The burger is open and ready to be assembled, one bun has sauce and a slice of an heirloom tomato, the other has the patty, cheese, pickles and bacon.]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s the ugliest tomato I’ve ever seen on a burger!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This guy tomatoes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well that's definitely a tomato I've never seen - wild! My most interesting this year is probably the German Striped but I'm going to have to try those tie-dyes I think

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

German Striped and variants of them are my better half's favorite. I've read that the thing to look for is green/brown shoulders on heirloom tomatoes as that is where all the tomatoey flavor comes from, and is the real reason redder tomatoes tend to be tastier than pale ones.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, cool! This will be my first time trying them, and I'm definitely looking forward to it.

I haven't heard that before but it does make sense - I'll have to keep that in mind on my tomato journey haha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That looks really weird. Not knowing about it, I'd assume the tomato isn't ripe yet in that state.
But I assume it's perfectly ripened and delicious?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, there are all sorts of tomatoes, coming in various shapes, sizes, and colors. They all have different tastes too, although it is going to taste like a tomato to some degree.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm going to look around for something like this where I live. I've only ever come into contact with the "normal" tomatoes, but I'm intrigued.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In addition to color variety, different tomatoes have different textures. A farmer's market is more likely to have a grower who knows the difference than a grocery store with a small heirloom basket where the staff just pit out what they have.

Like some are more firm, or have more juice, and with a lot of variety like apples.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They’re all heirloom tomatoes. There are heirloom varieties of other things too. Tons of more flavors exist than what you are presented in the supermarket!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imo the more fucked up the tomato looks the better it tastes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Eh.. Not always....sometimes they taste the way they look.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

See reply here: https://beehaw.org/comment/476775

However, I bet that tomato can be removed and you wouldn't even notice if no one told you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@thrawn21

@madkarlsson

Does it not taste or feel like you’re eating a tomato? Because those are the parts of eating tomatoes that I don’t like.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

While there are differences in textures and flavors, different kinds of tomatoes are like different kinds of apples. Someone might just not like apples or tomatoes and never find one they enjoy, and someone else might only like one or a few types.

All tomatoes will have the firm outside and structure with liquid parts. Even with the variance on firmness and amount of liquid, they are all clearly tomatoes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That is exactly why I avoid getting tomatoes on my burgers in restaurants except for when I cook my own, the homegrown tomato has to be there. I am still shocked at how different the taste is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I disagree completely but I appreciate your candor and, frankly, accurate analysis.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not telling you how to live your life but if I may offer a different perspective: tomatoes can be very flavourful but the ones you buy at supermarkets won't be. Your stance might simply be due to not having had good tomatoes? (which is fine in its own right but I will not stand for tomato slander)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They can be, sure. I enjoy tomatoes otherwise. I can enjoy eating them like an apple or those cute cherry ones as snacks. But generally there are other ingredients on a burger (dressing, cheeses, bacon, whatever) that makes the tomato disappear completely and just become a watery slice of nothing but annoyance.

Tomatoes are fine, just keep them of my burgers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You gotta try heirloom tomatoes. Completely different food compared to the waterfilled Beefsteak and Roma varieties you find in the supermarket.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man a good tomato could just be eaten on its own with a little salt. Delicious, can't wait for ours to come in, about a dozen different varieties each more delicious and beautiful than the last. 😋

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yes a good tomato is "a poem", as we say in German (Gericht=meal and Gedicht=poem sound similar, maybe that's the origin of this? careful, Gericht can also mean court [of law])

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I really like that! I knew Gericht as court of law from my very limited German.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Whether it causes it to move around depends entirely on the order you fill it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I deem this opinion absolute fact. Unless you're at Louis' Lunch in New Haven, CT, you have no need for a tomato on burger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No, ketchup is wrong. I don't mean on burgers specifically, I mean in general

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Seems very likely you're eating bad tomatoes, sliced at the wrong thickness and on poorly constructed burgers.

I could make you a burger with tomato that would make you cry with joy. There are few actual "bad" foods/combinations, just the wrong chef preparing them who is usually undereducated on the nuance of a given cuisine.

A problem with the internet is that because you hold the world's knowledge in your pocket, many start to think they hold the world's knowledge in their heads. Just because it "feels" like your cooking, doesn't mean you're a chef. A YouTube video doesn't make an expert, it might make a convincing copy that can't improvise to save it's life because it lacks a basic knowledge of foundational concepts.

It's like chat GPT; yes, it drew hands, at a glance, but if you look closer you'll see there are 8 fingers, extra knuckles, no fingernails and no bone structure within the fingers - because the program doesn't actually know what it's doing. So you and I may both have burgers with tomatoes on our plates, but we're having entirely different experiences.

Unfortunately, being a chef feels too accessible as a concept and marketing patches many wounds, hence the boom in food trucks and YouTube channels run by "chefs" churning out garbage.