this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Your chances of being shanked by a raccoon are unlikely…but never zero.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

So my anxiety does have a sixth gear.

Who knew it'd be the fear of getting run through by raccoon at any given moment.

Go to the bathroom garrrr racooon away stabbity stabbity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You don't have to warn us about the massive emojis. Steals some of the charm.