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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings .. you basically have a bagpipe!

Update: 12-14 available openings.. we lose two for the kissing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's because I haven't had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn't seem right.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra

Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina

Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings

Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings

Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn't a true hole it's caped by the womb init so it's at most a cave

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ears terminate at the eardrum

Urethra terminates at the bladder.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Your digestive tract isn't connected to your bladder with a tube or anything. Any liquid that gets to the bladder went through the kidney first

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered "openings" to make the number that big.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Good, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Vagina probably wouldn't be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What part do nostrils and ears play in the digestive system?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The urethra is still separate from the digestive system though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I put liquid into my body.

My body digests this liquid.

My kidneys digest it into pee.

Pee comes out my urethra

Done and dusted

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, but there's no single "tube" from your intestines to your kidneys. Your intestines absorb the liquid and then send it through a branching network of tubes which eventually end up at the kidneys.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Wrong, pee is stored in the balls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Here's some trivia: People who don't have the sublingual frenulum can, with some practice, reach their tongues to the nasal cavity and directly touch the back side entrance of both the nasal tubes (choanas) and eustachian tubes (auditory, surrounded by the bony cushion).

You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I know it shouldn't be, but that's nightmare fuel right there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Most force feeding torture is done via a tube inserted into the nostril, which goes all the way down to the stomach.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Topologically speaking, a vagina is, indeed, not a hole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

/c/theydidthemath ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's seven up to infinite, really. Topologically the number of holes increases if you have some certain features in your nasal cavities or have additional puncta

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well, if you count the pores, too, there's many many holes, and if you get everyone on Earth to put one of their holes on one or more of someone else's holes, there's many many many holes.