this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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I'm taking shuttlecrafts.
Star Trek The Motion Picture's transporter accident gave me nightmares.
Galaxy Quest's transporter accident made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself.
Anything that ever includes Galaxy Quest is an immediate win from me. Doesn't help I've seen the movie so many times (it's a movie version of my weighted blanket) that I can vividly hear that 'exploded' line in my head.
Fuck you I've gotta turn the damn movie on again now.
Now look what you've gone and done.
I like the "Gay" folder lol
Gay just looked a little nicer than "Porn" lol
That makes it 10 times funnier lol
What can I say, I'm a polite degenerate.
I'm a grown ass man who secures his devices and still use private tabs for porn and don't keep anything in storage.
Stamets by name. Stamets by nature.
FYI your bottom image crashes Jerboa client 100% of the time lol
I'm still floored that Sigourney Weaver was 50 when she played that role. I've got 10 years before I hit that mark, and I already look like targ droppings.
She really hasn't aged either since that role. That woman is stuck permanently at a drop-dead-gorgeous 40.
Wow... I wonder why. Maybe the dimensions are too big or something? You're not missing anything to be fair. It's just a screenshot of my dual monitor set up showing your comment and then Galaxy Quest playing on the second monitor.
Yeah it's weird and never happened before. I wouldn't worry too much about it.
In my experience, Jerboa crashes Jerboa 100% of the time. Can't make that app stay open for more than ten seconds. It's why I use Liftoff on mobile.
By Grabthar's hammer...what savings.
Alan Rickman played the "proper actor surrounded by scene-stealing hacks" so well in that movie, I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't really acting in those scenes, merely letting his emotions flow.
Enterprise... what we got back didn't live long... fortunately. The fortunately was always the worst part of the line.