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You can milk anything that has nipples.
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Give me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.
Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.
That's likely just poor milking technique. You'll get it!
No matter how many times I've tried, the baby just won't latch. I've asked my wife for advice but she's no help.
If your baby is over 6 months and you've introduced them to peanut butter and confirmed no allergic reaction you can use a little spread on the nipple to help promote latching.
I still don't think they'd get much milk out of my nipples.
6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn baby.
Or just take some prolactin
No one said the milk had to come out of the nipples
So what you're saying is you're backed up?
My nipples, not my rectum.