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[โ€“] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lying to bank? Jail

Lying to landlord? ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lying to a bank: jail.

A bank lying and getting caught enough times: new ceo with a bonus for the incumbent.

Damn I just love justice!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forgot the public bailout money ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ›ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ha ha, the one support system that isn't considered 'socialism'!