this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Unfortunately, a higher priority task was scheduled at the same time as the standup meeting. This is a recurrent daily task that cannot be postponed and therefore I will not be attending any standup meeting. What's the task? Oh, its a restorative maintenance session for continued service availability assurance. What's that mean? I'm sleeping, it means I'm sleeping."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ooo that’s the right lingo