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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry I was hungry

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have a snickers

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

you're not you when you're hungry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks