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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.

And even after doing it myself once, I've still never understood the "cum sock" that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around... that's just fucking disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I thought I was supposed to suck cock for the coconut, not fuck them?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"objectively"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh that's where my socks go!