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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

No! Salt kills you, cooking kills vitamins and when you think you do everything right, then your vegetables don't have good enough quality and don't have enough nutritients. Eating healthy means to suffer, deal with it!!! /s

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or just dont overcook/boil your veggies. Everything in moderation.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some of us grew up with terrible cooks. Properly cooked broccoli was a religious experience for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I always snort cocaine with moderation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kills some of them, but guess what happens when you enjoy it, and therefore eat a lot of them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Oh my god. You’re saying the vitamins are going extinct???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Breathing KILLS you! 100% of people who breathe die, so stop breathing RIGHT NOW to live a healthy life!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

And have you heard about this dihydrogen monoxide stuff? It's apparently just as bad!