this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Whelp, better get to asking questions... Someone ask me a question to an answer someone may want to search for

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll start with something wholesome:

What's the best way to make someone smile?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just punch Trump then. This will make a lot of people smile.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm the leftest leftist ever to left but had to downvote for such low effort

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Apply your thumbs in an upward motion to the corners of their mouth. Use force if necessary

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh nooooo ya gawt me😭

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Your poop is green because you consumed something with food coloring in it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is there anyway to control how high I want my android phone to charge? I would like to set it to 90%.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If you have root you may want to use something called ACC (Advanced Charging Controller). You can use its official app, ACCA, to install it. Very customizable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Samsung phones have an option in the battery settings called "charge protection" and it makes your phone stop charging at 85%. Look through your battery settings to see if you have a similar option.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not without rooting it or the manufacturer including a custom option for it, but if it has adaptive charging, you can set an alarm and it will charge the phone up to 80% and then wait to charge it the rest of the way to coincide with the alarm so that it isn't at 100% for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I was so insulted when I realized I could never root my phone. Fuck Verizon!