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Biden Urges Americans Not To Let Dangerous Online Rhetoric Humanize Palestinians (www.theonion.com)

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WASHINGTON—Upon returning from his brief diplomatic trip to the Middle East, President Joe Biden urged the nation Thursday not to let dangerous online rhetoric humanize Palestinians.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At press time, Biden added that Americans should also avoid dangerous propaganda that wrongly asserts the billions of dollars in military aid the United States has sent to Israel could be spent on things like healthcare, education, or alleviating poverty at home.

Hogwash, who would believe propaganda like that?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I certainly don't! My favorite right-leaning talking heads and Republican congressional representatives have consistently reassured me that we are already spending TOO much on those things already. Also, that this is all because of the Democrats.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Me too! I can't afford my prescriptions this month anyway, so I sent the money to Donald Trump, so that he'll continue to fight the Evil Librals!!!