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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thousands of lines long that take ~30 minutes

Oh yea!!! Well I have 76 lines of code that takes up to 18 hours to run for 1 client!!!!!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Haha I only mentioned the run time to provide some context, since a lot of people have only ran OLTP queries that take less than a few seconds to run.