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Round 1: 200 votes for Jordan

Round 2: 199 votes for Jordan

Round 3: 194 votes for Jordan

Additional detractors this round:

Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA): Jordan round 2, McHenry round 3

Tom Kean Jr. (R-NY): Jordan round 2, McCarthy round 3

Marc Molinaro (R-NY): Jordan round 2, Zeldin round 3

Other GOP changes:

Wesley Hunt (R-TX): Jordan round 2, absent round 3

Derrick Van Orden (R-WI): Jordan round 2, absent round 3

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[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aside from the content, I want to take a moment to appreciate how this has such an informative title!:-)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No doubt. Succinct and accurate with little flair.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Here, I'll fix it:

Oh no! Jim Jordan loses the Speaker vote for a third time! You won't believe how many hold outs there were!

Followed by 10 paragraphs of SEO ridden, AI generated drivel that buries the answer to the point you give up on finding it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sums up internet articles in 2023, 95% of which could be less than a paragraph, but need to fluff it up to 6 pages to inlay some ads and get those juicy organic clicks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Tune in at 11 to find out how! ... to access our video on the subject, which points to another webpage, which again links to a video, that again goes to a different story, hey this all seems familiar somehow...? :-P

It's our own damn fault I suppose, for engaging with it and thus not just allowing but outright making/encouraging it to happen.:-(

Not that that excuses them for doing it though:-(.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah yes the “insert news org here” special.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How will I know how to react if no one gets slammed?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Or destroyed? I like my mundane news ratcheted up to hyperbolic levels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, like a sitcom laugh track, they will tell you how you are supposed to feel:-).

Dun dun. Dun dun. Dundundundundun...