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I won't let Big Closet tell me how to live my life. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This is unironically how I think. Also carrying single items to their designated place is inefficient. I wait until there's a pile so I can process in batch and avoid latency overhead. Same for vacuum cleaning, I need to strike a thoughtful balance between accumulated dust and the time expended on vacuuming. All to maximize throughput in my life.

[–] Dyskolos 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Same. You can't imagine the amount of discussions with wifey i had about this. Life is hard 🙄

Also it's not chaos when i exactly know where everything is. Even if there are socks on top of it. I put them there. For a reason.