this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

They probably meant 720.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doing a 360 has been a meme on 4chan for years

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The Xbox 360 was so bad I turned around 360 degrees and walked away.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The movie theater I go to has the exit at the front of the seats, so this makes sense. He twirled around until his Wonder Woman costume appeared and stormed out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Unexpected Linda Carter

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Need to look behind before walking backwards, just to make sure you're not going to bump into someone else.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

He walked backwards out of the movie theater

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP is the bad guy's stooge from Last Action Hero

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly what I was thinking,

"now you turn a 360 on me?"

"180, you stupid, spaghetti slurping cretin!"