this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only if printing technology has changed by then. Otherwise you'd just be getting 100 notifications that your subscription to HP Ink has expired and it can't print until you renew...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Atten Crew:

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Come to Quarks

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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Don't walk, run!

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Bring this printout for 10% off your first drink

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Enter to win a talking beverage mug!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I imagine this not like a talking mug we might have today, with a battery and a prerecorded message, but instead an almost sentient creepy face like that bajorans treasure chest of horrors.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

... I want this now. So badly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dot matrix printers don't do that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They totally would if HP still made them!