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Printer driver failure: All hands abandon ship! (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How does one prepare for maximum acceleration on the Enterprise? Put on their seatbelt, no wait LOL

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just for theatrics. Inertial dampers practically negate any notion of movement.

Ex: TNG S4E3 "Brothers": Data commandeers the Enterprise in response to Soong's homing circuit. Due to the lockouts, Riker mentions that "The only way we knew we'd come out of warp was by looking out a window."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Except they break like Holodeck safety protocols

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

“ah, buckle this…. Ludicrous speed, go!”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wearing skants no doubt

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is this why the children are always doing stuff like sculpting with sharp tools?