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Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey (hard-drive.net)
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SAN FRANCISCO โ€” Claiming he had accidentally swapped his schedule for the day, Twitter CEO and Neuralink founder Elon Musk shocked fans and shareholders by killing a female employee and impregnating a monke

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

At press time, sources reported that another unfortunate schedule mixup had caused Musk to lay off several SpaceX rockets and jettison thousands of Twitter employees into space.