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Bidet shopping (lemmy.one)
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Clean as a whistle

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This will remove any poop off your but, along with some of your skin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This'll remove your entire pelvis.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I have a tiny kettle pressure washer that I got at a yard sale for $25. That will remove the poop and a little skin. Magnum PSI will make sure you never need to clean shit from your ass again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What a horrible day to have eyes 😭