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[–] [email protected] 211 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's excellent satire

“I love posting satirical stories to LinkedIn (almost as a hobby now) because no one expects jokes on a ‘professional’ social network,” he said.

Today.com - Man posts about cooking chicken in a hotel’s coffee pot — and the internet exploded

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Now I'm curious. Would this actually work? Just how hot does that heating plate get?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, you can cook a chicken by slapping it.....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I don't believe it, and I am afraid someone will try it and get salmonella.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It reminded me of this vid my buddy posted in discord the other day. 🤢

https://twitter.com/betcheswildin/status/1711055716054683931?s=46

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks like it hits at least ~170^o^F, so you could slow cook tiny meals in it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It boils stuff so at least 212*F. You’d need a lot of time to cook it.

You could boil it I guess. Boiled chicken isn’t TOO bad.