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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Remove the log from your eye before you try to remove a twig from your brother's"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems like those biblical people had a really tough time with forestry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's clearly the well-worn "put on your own oxygen mask before assisting others." Air travel in the middle east was a nightmare.

[–] Honytawk 6 points 1 year ago

It is because donkeys are notorious bad pilots, especially during biblical times.