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Kevin is on tactical. We can't lose. (startrek.website)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Breaking the temporal prime directive: If we hurry, we can save the Saratoga before Sisko loses his wife!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know why but my brain immediately did one of those 'what if' things and the 'what if' this time was "What if Siskos wife survives and he decides to leave Starfleet to spend more time with his family and then Starfleet puts Barclay in charge of DS9?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Dominion doesn't stand a chance against the mastermind tactics of Commander Broccoli.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

All he'd have to do is give the Dominion a Federation holodeck!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Would Sisko still be the Emissary of the Prophets or would that duty to fall to Barclay? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Oh god it got worse...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was going to say he'd be emissary by blood since his mother was a prophet (kinda), but they don't exactly "get" time, so there's every chance that with effect preceeding cause, they'd go back and possess barclay's ma instead.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Another day, another broken timeline.