this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And it's never even a half decent bot.

"You double charged me this month"

"Hi! For problems relating to your wifi, please visit our FAQ."

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Followed by an automated email that reads "Would you like to participate in our customer survey? We are dedicated to improving the quality of our customer support! :D"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I see you answered 0 out of 5 stars. Janice in Support (whom you've never spoken to) will now get put on a PIP.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I got fired because of a 1/5 star rating where in the comments of the feedback they said i did excellent and was nice but they hated "the damn robot before and after"

My boss said that it was still my responsibility and that if i took more ownership i wouldnt get fired from wherever i worked in the future. I asked him if he would reconsider firing me. He paused for an exceptionally long time and said no. I cried and he laughed in my face. When security walked me out they wouldnt let me keep my headphones that i had brought in and paid for with my own money.