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Woman Who Had Abortion Shares How She Regrets Not Stopping For M&M McFlurry Afterwards (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The machine was probably broken anyway

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Just doesn't seem like a valid excuse not to at least try to get one anyway, you know