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[–] [email protected] 97 points 10 months ago (5 children)

would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work

soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago

In a world constructed of lies, here you are on lemmy spreading truths. Thank you for your service.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

hmmm, like a tea bag

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Imagine the smell of a burned wool sock and vaporized cum ...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And... How did you come to this conclusion?!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such

Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration

If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after

Basic science, really

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

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