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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm maintenance and building worker, and my profession is much higher on the danger list than cops, so does that mean I'm also a hero (...)?

Yes. Thank you for your service.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I shoveled dirty diapers off a garbage room floor today, and unclogged a drain, I'm literally Batman!