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I wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings. (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As in, it's now law so no one can sell chicken wings unless they can procure dodo wings?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Real dodo wings. A law of nature, so it can't be broken.

Given the normal mark-up on chicken and the fact they can still sell thighs and drumsticks, there's no real incentive to clone dodos or similar even if people knew about the law.