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DnD characters don't have to get drug tested for work
Lucky bastards
imagine if the Adventurers Guild did drug testing
"Do I have to explain, one more Gods-damned time, I CAN'T HEAL WITHOUT MY WEED! IT IS PART OF MY RELIGION!
I'm getting Dankroth on the stone right now. This is DISCRIMINATION!"
I can imagine it.
I can already hear the compelling argument why their chaotic good cleric should be able to use 'purify water' on their own piss to pass the test.
Honestly, I would probably just allow it, but force the party to make a bunch of stealth tests to not get caught passing their pee samples to the cleric.
DND characters are given drugs for work. Potions are just homebrew drugs.
My alchemist would ace that drug test, he's been studying