this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
1607 points (98.0% liked)

Programmer Humor

32570 readers
142 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Is there a git? Pleeeeese let there be a git!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

count.bat sounds a lot cooler.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shouldn't have anything to do with bats, then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many molecules in the air the bats are flying through?

One, ah ah ah.... Two, ah ah ahhh ... Hold on, this might take a while

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

One molar mass, two molar mass, a-three molar mass ah ah ah.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Does it run with wine on Linux?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm interested