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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Here is a summary of the most important information from that meeting. Since there were two major topics, I've separated them into two paragraphs.

  1. It is a good morning today.
  2. Everyone is thanked for their time. Richard is looking forward to next week's meeting.

The rest of the information was deemed irrelevant to you and your position.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Holy cow! You've done it! You could wrap this (static text block) in a web API and sell it.

Edit: /s, I guess. But that text really is easily an 80% solution for meeting summaries.