Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

ULPT Rules:

Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
Tips must provide some benefit to you.
Post titles must begin with "ULPT" or "ULPT Request", and should be descriptive. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description. Post that are walls of text will be deleted at the mods discretion.
No tips about rape, murder, suicide, or any tips that violate Geneva Convention laws.
No tip lists, each individual post should be about a single tip. This includes links to articles that list tips.

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ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update (fakeupdate.net)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Works for mobile too

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Then collegues says: "Oh there's a windows update!" and try to do it too but can't find it.

Crickets

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"Oh I think I postponed the last one"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

try to do it too but can't find it

blame microsoft idk, it's probably gonna work

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I've never met a soul eager to update windows