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[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

be me

bottomless pit supervisor

in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

distress.jpg

ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it bottomless again"

i say "how"

he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor"

rage.jpg

quit my job

become a regular pit supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new hole

its bottomless

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It's beautiful

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Genuinely the best greentext I've seen in a long time

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I don't get it...

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