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The Monkey's Paw
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Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.
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Granted, monkeys never evolved. One monkeys hand was never severed and cursed. A different species took its place in its ecological niche. A large lizard gets its appendage cut off and cursed.
You come into possession of a cursed lizard claw that grants you 4 wishes.