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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (3 children)

this can't be right. i have it on good authority that every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes. and since time is space...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think you'll also find that the rains in Africa are blessed, so it's reasonable to assume that these residual divine energies could warp spacetime.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

For only pennies a day we can stop time in Africa.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

every 60 seconds … a minute passes

wtf lol check it out this idiot lmao

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Get a load of that guy who never heard about the metric system smh

60 seconds = 6*10 seconds = 6 metres = 18 yards = 1 minute (time I take to run this distance)

Educate yourself