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Help what do I do next (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Depends. Do you have something in mind that involves your penis: Not yet, keep it in your pants.
If you hadn't anything about your penis in mind: Do not tell her anything about your penis right now.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

This is why I always carry around two bananas.

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