In case anyone in Seattle wants something to do on Christmas Eve's Eve, my band is playing a show at one of the coolest dive bars in town: The Streamline. We're lucky to have Dead Bars playing with us - they're rad as fuck. In addition, Kelsey Hoffman is a very talented vocalist, and Johan are a pair of lovely women singing devilish songs.
There's probably a more tactful, less passive aggressive way of saying that. Either way, I bought her shirt.
Maybe you'll come to the free show and thank one of the bands or the bartenders behind the bar and for the music.