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British Museum Under Pressure To Return Looted Hello Kitty Phone Case To Mall Kiosk (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

At press time, the British Museum was facing increased criticism after claiming the mall kiosk would not be able to properly care for the prized Hello Kitty phone case.

[The British Museum] faces increased scrutiny after it was revealed that 2,000 artifacts were stolen from the museum by a senior curator over the course of years.

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