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And the good stuff will be gone fast (startrek.website)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Hotel: Advertises full breakfast

Me:I'm so hungry, its great that I don't have to cook

Breakfast: We have pre-made heat lamp eggs, Bacon and sausage are only served til 7am, the toaster doesn't work at the moment, all the fruit was eaten but you can have all the cereal and shitty hotel muffins you want!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The oddly shriveled sausage ain't too bad.

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