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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Just fork it and name it something else.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Religions have been doing this for millenia.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hearby excumicate myself from the religion of c++ to start the far superior religion of c#. All those who remain with that heathonistic static class oriented language shall burn in the pits of compiler hell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Send in the ASM knights.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Know what else is forked? A snake's tongue. Like the one that made Eve eat the apple. Heresy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How about SQLeviticus or HolyGraiSQL?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

S(i)QL: Spanish Inquisition query language

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

this is called heresy (until it gets popular enough)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Sire, we've found a witch! May we burn her?